TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET IT'S THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS

~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them... but your grandchildren are perfect! 

~Going out is good...Coming home is better!

~When people say you look "Great"... they add

   "for your age!"

~You forget names .... but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore. 

~Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"?  Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!

~You miss the days when everything worked

   with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..

~You tend to use more 4 letter words ...
"what?"..."when?"... ???

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not

  safe to wear it anywhere.

~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize

   you've read it.

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ... 2 of

   which you will never wear.

~But old is good in some things: old songs, old movies,

  And best of all,OLD FRIENDS!

It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter

That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived. 

To handle yourself, use your head;

to handle others, use your heart